Holidays over: 1
Blistering dvorak speed: 22wpm (but I really haven't done much typing the last few days to practice)
Minutes it took to decide that the new 90210 was lame (not to mention lacking in Luke Perry): 1
Also microsoft - still annoying. On a Mac switching keyboard layout from qwerty to dvorak means setting two system preferences then you get a nice little button in the menu bar that instantly switches you back and forth for all apps. In windows, you have to fiddle around with the system preferences and, based on today's experiences, choose the dvorak layout using hot keys for each separate app and each time you switch apps it will flick back to qwerty. Annoying.
Days to weekend: 3