If I were...

Not a writer, I might be coherent but having handed the revised version of the book back to la agent on Monday, I now officially have post book brain...therefore a meme (as spotted on Tumblr via un-sate-able)

If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 9.07pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea otter.
If I were a direction, I’d be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chaise longue.
If I were a liquid, I’d be expensive champagne.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an emerald.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Jacaranda.
If I were a tool, I’d be a drill.
If I were a flower, I’d be a cornflower.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a perfect spring day.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a cello.
If I were a color, I’d be aqua.
If I were an emotion, I’d be inspiration.
If I were a fruit, I’d be an orange.
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be an convertible (most likely an Aston Martin)
If I were a food, I’d be a cheese cake.
If I were a place, I’d be the Discworld.
If I were a material, I’d be satin.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like margaritas.
If I were a scent, I’d be Red Roses by Jo Malone.
If I were an animal, I’d be a black cat.
If I were an object, I’d be a novel.
If I were a body part, I’d be an eye.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a grin.
If I were a song, I’d be One - U2.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be long black boots.

What would you be?